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Total Medals Earned: 178 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,665 Points

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets

The Chalice of Marfa

Medals Earned: 5/10 (130/200 points)

Don't give up, chuck 5 Points

Get Slayn killed...

Live free or tie hard 5 Points

Get Etoh killed...

Super Reader! 10 Points

Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...

We Died for a Chalice 10 Points

Get everyone killed simultaneously...

The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points

Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points

Splash Shiris with the payload

I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points

Get Orson killed...

What a blockhead 5 Points

Get Ghim killed...

You must be stoned 5 Points

Get Deedlit killed...

Parn! 50 Points

Unlock Parn

The Visitor Returns 2011

Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)

Mutation 10 Points

Complete all 6 endings

Showdown Survivor 10 Points

Complete any 1 ending

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 4/26 (30/500 points)

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

TW. The Purple Menace

Medals Earned: 16/20 (295/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

Level 01 completed

Level 02 5 Points

Level 02 completed

Level 03 5 Points

Level 03 completed

Level 04 5 Points

Level 04 completed

Level 05 10 Points

Level 05 completed

Level 07 10 Points

Level 07 completed

Level 08 10 Points

Level 08 completed

Level 09 10 Points

Level 09 completed

Level 10 10 Points

Level 10 completed

Level 11 25 Points

Level 11 completed

Level 12 25 Points

Level 12 completed

Level 13 25 Points

Level 13 completed

Level 14 25 Points

Level 14 completed

Level 15 25 Points

Level 15 completed

Level 16 50 Points

Level 16 completed

Level 17 50 Points

Level 17 completed

Level 06 10 Points

Level 06 completed

Level 18 50 Points

Level 18 completed

Level 19 50 Points

Level 19 completed

Level 20 50 Points

Level 20 completed

Utopian Mining

Medals Earned: 19/22 (445/500 points)

Being generous! 5 Points

Give John some money.

COAL 5 Points

Find coal.

IRON 5 Points

Find iron.

Vamos a la playa! 5 Points

Get some sand.

A good investment... 10 Points

Give Dave some money for his project.

Engineer 10 Points

Help building the steammachine.

GOLD 10 Points

Find gold.

It works! 10 Points

Make the steammachine work.

WOLFRAM 10 Points

Find wolfram.

DIAMOND 25 Points

Find diamond.

Expensive experiments 25 Points

Give George some smaragds.

Project completed! 25 Points

Give Dave some sand.

RUBY 25 Points

Find ruby.

Saving electricity 25 Points

Give George some wolfram.

Jewelry 50 Points

Give Jamie some rubies.

Hero 100 Points

Finish the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Start off your adventure! 5 Points

Enter Utopia.

SMARAGD 25 Points

Find smaragd.

The COre 25 Points

Get the COre.

William and Sly

Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/220 points)

Flight 5 Points

Find the wings.

Resolution 25 Points

Complete the game.

Weather Mage 5 Points

Turn off the rain.

Dominus Lux 10 Points

Slay five darklings.

Deviation 25 Points

Unlock all boxes and switches.

Sensitive Nose 50 Points

Find all of the mushrooms.

Sly Fox 100 Points

Earn more than 35,000 points.

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/455 points)

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.