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Total Medals Earned: 178 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,665 Points

MURDER

Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)

Love Always Remains 25 Points

Take the easy way out.

Party In The Dungeon 25 Points

That's quite a busy reign

Whyyyyy? 25 Points

Kinghood suxx

Eternity 50 Points

Grab your piece of eternal kingship

Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Perspective

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)

Air bud 5 Points

Fall into a bottomless pit

Handy dog 10 Points

Unlock a door

Bat bridge 25 Points

Discover your origins

Canis Familiaris 50 Points

Get to know yourself better

A matter of perspective 100 Points

Complete the game

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

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Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Red Moon

Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/490 points)

Introduction 10 Points

Watch the introduction cinematic.

Mere 5 10 Points

Defeat 5 enemies.

Art Piece 10 Points

Collect 1 concept art.

Sound of Music 10 Points

Collect 1 sound track.

Art Collector 25 Points

Collect all concept art.

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete half of the game.

Killer 30 25 Points

Defeat 30 enemies.

Sound Guru 25 Points

Collect all sound tracks.

Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points

Watch all cinematics.

Long Live The King 50 Points

Complete the game.

Slayer 80 50 Points

Defeat 80 enemies.

Orb Hunter 100 Points

Collect all Red Orbs.

Red Moon Deity 100 Points

Complete the game without dying.

Reincarnation: AHH

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Feed the Bears 10 Points

Send the reincarny back to hell!

Reincarnation: TCOU

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/50 points)

Blood-Stained Glass 25 Points

Beat the Game

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Score!

Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/380 points)

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.